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So i cant be bothered to tell you about me. So I'll put my answers to one of them E-Mail quizes in instead. GENIUS!

A - Age: 15

B - Boyfriend/girlfriend: Boyfriend, yes. Girlfriend, no.

C - Chore you hate: Cleaning out Neil. If I leave it to long she stinks, but i love her dearly, shes fab!

D - Dads Name: Dad. lol. Or vati. But he was Christened Kevin

E - Essential everyday item/make up item: Phone/ Eyeliner

F - Favorite actor/actress: Jack Black/ Kathy Burke

G - Gold or silver: Silver. not that i like any of them

H - Hometown: Sheffield

I - Instruments you play: Used to play the recorder like a bad ass. Then again, I could only play "Joe Joe Stubbed his Toe"

J - Job: Not yet, noone wants to employ a spaz with no GCSEs.... so i'll wait til july when they can employ a spaz with failed gcses! Im going to be a waitress as of next week though me hopes!

K - Kids: Not yet...

L - Living arrangements: mutti, vati, siblings yatta yatta yatta

M - Mother's name: Mutti. Or Sharon

N - Number of cars you've owned: oh, loads! Ive got the Jag next to my Porche.... (!) (im not sawyer the cunt)

O - Overnight hospital stays: zero. Unless i stayed there overnight as a wee bairn when i was first hatched

P - Phobia: does scared of heights count?

Q - Quote you like: "And how many cows have you seen, sitting by the fire nestling over slippers, Alan?! Probably about none!!!" - Colin Grigson

R - Ride you have: what the fuck?

S - Shows you like: comedies

T - Time you wake up: too early

U - Unique habit: I can..erm...do nothing. OH! I hate lib more than anyone else does. so ha!!!! And when i go on a rant it makes tom laugh. but probably only because hes scared of me.

V - Vegetable you refuse to eat: All of them because they're all horrible! ESPECIALLY SWEETCORN! its not corn, and no way is it sweet. it just smells of shit flavoured lard.

W - Worst habit: biting my nails and sarcasm (but it anmuses me so thats ok. the sarcasm, not the nail biting, that would be ridiculous.)

X - X-rays you've had: one on my teeth when i was getting my brace. the dental bitch made me take off my beaded necklace coz there was a tiny scrap of metal on it, and it was tied round my neck and had been there for 6 months!

Y - Yummy food you make: errm... marmite and cheese sarnies!!!!!!! Awww man my mouths watering now. Be still my salivering mouth!

Z - Zodiac Sign: Gemini. Sign of the twins! But ive got a shitty birthstone. everyone else has a nice sparkly one, and mines a shitty "Pearl". Oh, how sparkly(!)

From the creator of Jennerz Your God