This is Neil. Shes a hamster, based on the real life pet of Jennerz Your God. Although the real Neil, who is the real
deal, I can tell you, is a real rat called Neil, its almost confusing to think that the real Neil is nothing like the fake
Neil, and the real Neil is the real deal, alright? As the fake Neil is hamster, but the real Neil is the real deal and
eats real meals and stuff!
So, to adopt this lovable pet, email email@example.com
and i will send you the necessary HTML so you can have her for your site. alternativly, make your own hamster. or hedgehog!
Or llama!!!!! Or all three! Just by clicking the llink to the original site! Go on!
Also, let Neil play on her wheel.
The real Neil, who is the real deal, doesn't have a real Neil wheel, although she is real. Let the fake Neil play along!