Same rules apply as to Domoniues tribute, with the questionaire about Nicola. But heres some extra
- IN ICT, she made a band called "LEAF" for her project. And because shes so imaginative,
she tried to make the world a more peaceful place through music, and made the band up from world leaders who hate each other.
Wasnt that nice of her? Well, no, it wasnt nice, because afetr 3 months of making it, Mrs Osbourne turned around and said
"oh, by the way, you cant use this because its RACIST!". If it was Dane Shaw making it, she'd have given him a knighthood!!!!!!!
so bloody racist about saying that Bin Laden starred in Titanic?!? And whats so bad about saying that Tony Blair and George
Bush were siamese twins?! And why disqualify her work just because one of the songs they "sang" was called "Living
In a Hole - By Saddam Hussein"?!?! If anything, it had a good beat and funky lyrics!!!!! If hes gonna kill people,.
he has to suffer the conciquence if Nicola decides to make a funny band about him. God, what IS this world coming to?!??!
You can crash a plane, but you cant sing?! No wonder Live Aid came back!
- Another funny fact, she plays for Sheffield Wednesday under 16 ladies team.... but shes a Unitedite. Fuck
the wednesday fans I say coz theyre all twats.
- Ever since Y7, me and Nicola have been in the same Science class. We've shared it all, Mr Gotts obsession
with "That Slinky Experiment". Dr Hoeys obsession with practicals. And even Mr Grifffiths hell-bent obsession with boring
us all to death in one of his lessons. Oh yes, science is the place to be! In physics, we even had our own place for when
we had to "Sit round the front to watch an interesting and mind-numbingly crap attampt at a power point". We sat
there for 2 whole years! Right at the front on the side, by the window. She sat by the wall, me by the window. 2 Years! It
was practically MADE for us!
But then, ohhhhh no! Posh Bitch and Mullet Head thinks "Oh, nice place.... lets
sit there". Erm, hows about NO, Kevin Keegan wannabe! Just because you like sitting at the front to flirt with Mr
Griffiths, dont even this about taking our places in physics! Whenever they ask a question its down with the knickers and
out woth the spotlight!
I dont know WHY i bother..........
- More info about Nicola soon to come.....
1. what is my name: Nicola Masling
2. Where did we meet?: At All Saints. Back in the day during our hatred of each other
Take a stab at my middle name: Errr, well mines "nicola" so yours should be "Jenn"
4. How long have you
known me?: about 5 years!
5. How well do you know me (a lot, not so much, nothing)?:
I'd say quite a bit, but judging by the way i dont know your middle name without asking.......
Do I smoke?: no and you try and kill those who do!
7. What's my favourite colour?: Red or
8. When you first saw me what was your first impression? As everyone knows, we did NOT
9. My age?: 15! So youthful!
10. My birthday?: 22nd
11. Color Hair?: Brown lol #'til summer when it goes blonder
12. Color eyes?:
I'd say blue
14. Have you ever been jealous of me? Ive hated you..... does that
15. Whats one of my fav things to do indoors?: Get pissed or be in IT with me!
Do you remember the first things I said to you when we first met? Probably a swear word!
my fav type of music?: Dirty dance n chav wank
18.What's one of my fav things
to do outdoors?: Again, get drunk!
19. Am I shy or outgoing? deffinatly outgoin!
20. Would you say I'm funny HAHA or funny (sarcastic)?: Both lmao. Your one of the
funniest person I know!
21. Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules?: REBEL
Would you consider me a friend?: yup
23. Would you call me preppy, slutty, average, sporty, punk,
hippie, glam, snobby, or something else?: Sporty and sarcastic
24. Have you ever seen me
cry?: No, your a hard nut lmao
25. If there were one good nickname for me, what
would it be?Maslin'
26. Are my parents still together?: Yeah.... bless your scouse mother!
If I had broccoli stuck on my teeth, would you tell me? I'd laugh first
29. Do you love me? Course
I do! Not in a dirty way though lol
30. Quiet or loud? Erm....LOUD!
or Tall:Short lol
32.Weird or original: A bit weird..
or stupid? Smart coz your in most of my classes, duh!
34. Boring or Fun? FUN!
psycho? Erm..... Can be lol
38.Athletic? Yeah, but you play for dirty wednesday
A nerd? wouldnt go that far! I said u were smart!
40. A slut? No lol
41. Ghetto? I
do not speak Chav!
42. A *itch? bitch? nah lol
43. Two-faced? no
lol your deffinatly honest
44. Obnoxious? what?
45. Immature? no
lmao unless your hyper
46. Mature? yup
JUST A FEW MORE QUESTIONS
do you think I'll be when I grow up? Footballer and you'll kick wednesdays ass!
48. A) Do you think
I'll get married? yeah, an open marrage where u can shag anyone lmao!
B) If you do. Who do you think
I'll marry? I dont know lol
49. Who do I have a crush on? Er...obvious question
or what! David Beckham and you-know-who
50. Who is my best friend? Your fave savoury item that
51. What song(if any)reminds you of me? "If heres Any Justice" by Lemar! It was on
the radio in the car the other day and it was fantastic! And "Filthy/gorgeous"
52. Do I remind you of
any characters on TV? no lol
53. If you could rename me, what would my name be? Maslin'
54. Have you ever had a dream about me? Not as far as i know, perv
55. A feature
that you like about me: your absolutly hilarious!
56. If you could give me anything, what would it
be? A chance to get "LEAF" up and running into the band they deserve to be!!!
61. If we
spent a day together..where would we go and what would we do? Have an All-Day ICT and Graphics lesson!!!!
If you could describe me in one word, what would it be? Maz!
63. Do you or have you ever had
a crush on me? Thats what you'd like isnt it!
64. Do you want me? i dont want u to leave
65. What word do I say all the time? "Stop It" "Sick Donovan" ETC!!!!
Is there anything you'd like to say to me? Dont leeeeave me!!!