To the "I love Horses" tune* WE HATE GOLLUM (WORST
OF ALL THE IDIOTS) WE HATE GOLLUM (SHE IS A BITCH!)
Yes its THAT page! Inspired by Liz, and made by...erm.....me.
Well, first things first....:
WHO IS GOLLUM?:
Gollum is a small, ugly
creature from Lord of the Rings.......... but its not a patch on the hideousness of THE GOLLUM!
WHY DO YOU CALL HER "GOLLUM"?
the love of my life (AKA James) once said to me "have you ever seen LOTR? Well I think Claire looks like Gollum! Shes
WHY MAKE THIS PAGE?
Aha, Im glad you asked Mon Amiée, because it is a good question, a very good question.
Infact that question is so good that im going to do a little jig..... *does jig*........ So.......what was the question again??
Oh yes! "Why i made this page". Well....
Basically, Gollum has pissed me right off this week, so i think its about time
she got a bit of an ear bashing! Plus shes been a total ass cheese to my mates (IE: Lauren and Liz) so SHE WILL PAY! Shes
so vain, she thinks EVERYONE loves her, when really, just an idiot dressed as a lumberjack, and a singing vegatable do! Did
I mention that shes a PEG SELLER! With unreasonable prices!
HOW CAN I JOIN THE HATE PARADE?
me and yee shall find that you are officially allowed to hate her. Go on, you KNOW you want to! OR! Go on my guestbook! GO