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GOLLUM HATERS CLUB!
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To the "I love Horses" tune* WE HATE GOLLUM (WORST OF ALL THE IDIOTS) WE HATE GOLLUM (SHE IS A BITCH!)

Yes its THAT page! Inspired by Liz, and made by...erm.....me. Well, first things first....:


WHO IS GOLLUM?:
Gollum is a small, ugly creature from Lord of the Rings.......... but its not a patch on the hideousness of THE GOLLUM!


WHY DO YOU CALL HER "GOLLUM"?
Well, the love of my life (AKA James) once said to me "have you ever seen LOTR? Well I think Claire looks like Gollum! Shes so hideous!"


SO WHY MAKE THIS PAGE?
Aha, Im glad you asked Mon Amiée, because it is a good question, a very good question. Infact that question is so good that im going to do a little jig..... *does jig*........ So.......what was the question again?? Oh yes! "Why i made this page". Well....
Basically, Gollum has pissed me right off this week, so i think its about time she got a bit of an ear bashing! Plus shes been a total ass cheese to my mates (IE: Lauren and Liz) so SHE WILL PAY! Shes so vain, she thinks EVERYONE loves her, when really, just an idiot dressed as a lumberjack, and a singing vegatable do! Did I mention that shes a PEG SELLER! With unreasonable prices!

HOW CAN I JOIN THE HATE PARADE?
Email me and yee shall find that you are officially allowed to hate her. Go on, you KNOW you want to! OR! Go on my guestbook! GO ONNNN!

From the creator of Jennerz Your God