Name: name unclassified
Crime: Phoning my house whenever im
trying to get on the internet
Sentence time: Until I tire of MSN
Name: Justin Hawkins
Crime: Being too high pitch/ pathetic
time: Until his CDs leave the charts
Punishment: Being made to wear clothing that covers his
chest and a ban from singing at any pitch higher than speaking volume
Name: Shoulders (both "Bring It Shoulders"
and "System Of A Shoulders")
Crime: Having huge shoulders and thinking they're Ash/ cool
time: For as long as Corp exsists
Punishment: Shoulder Reduction Treatment
If theres anyone whos not on here, yet believe they should be, don't worry, I probably hate
you inside my head!