*to the "I love Horses" tune* WE HATE
GOLLUM (WORST OF ALL THE IDIOTS) WE HATE GOLLUM (SHE IS A BITCH!)
Yes its THAT page! Inspired by Liz, and
made by...erm.....me. Well, first things first....:
WHO IS GOLLUM?:
Gollum is a
small, ugly creature from Lord of the Rings.......... but its not a patch on the hideousness of THE GOLLUM!
WHY DO YOU CALL HER "GOLLUM"?
the love of my life (AKA James) once said to me "have you ever seen LOTR? Well I think ***** looks like Gollum! Shes so hideous!"
MAKE THIS PAGE?
Aha, Im glad you asked Mon Amiée, because it is a good question, a very good question. Infact
that question is so good that im going to do a little jig..... *does jig*........ So.......what was the question again?? Oh
yes! "Why i made this page". Well....
Basically, Gollum has pissed me right off this week, so i think its about time she
got a bit of an ear bashing! Plus shes been a total ass cheese to my mates (IE: Lauren and Liz) so SHE WILL PAY! Shes so vain,
she thinks EVERYONE loves her, when really, just an idiot dressed as a lumberjack, and a singing vegatable do!
HOW CAN I JOIN THE HATE PARADE?
me and yee shall find that you are officially allowed to hate her. Go on, you KNOW you want to!
In the meantime, enjoy this picture. Theres an actual
picture of THE GOLLUM on this site somewhere....but im not gonna say who!