Dangerous Brother Present:
The Dangers of a Vodka Frenzy!
(Not really The Dangerous Brothers,
but it IS very dangerous!)
What is a Vodka Frenzy?!
bit like a Bottom Frenzy, only much much more alcohol!
Are there any other kinds of Frenzy I should
look out for?!
Yes, there are many Frenzies around. The most common are:
Popadom Frenzies (usually follows Lager and Vodka Frenzies)
What happens when I have one of these Frenzies?!
for information about Bottom Frenzys.
Frenzy is when you get drunk, on lager. This can be followed by a Popadom Frenzy
usually occur after Lager Frenzies, and are much more lkly to happen if you pass a curry house on the way home from the pub.
Frenzies. Aaaah. Vodka Frenzies. This is like a Lager Frenzy, only much worse.
How is it worse?!
never ever try to attempt the following things after a Vodka Frenzy:
However, do try the following:
Why should we listen to Jennerz Your God?!
YOU SHOULD! If you want proof, ask Libby The Vice God, for she was there to witness Jennerz Your Gods latest Vodka Frenzy.
She was there through the sick and the tears, and the singing out of tune and the walking in a ziggedy-zaggedy line. Yes,
please pray for poor Lib, for she was there.
What other proof is there?!
Well, when Richie Rich
and his minder, Eddie Catflap, went out on a Lager, Vodka AND Popadom Frenezy, they ended up showing their bottoms on morning
television. Its enough to put you off your cornflakes....
How can I avoid ending up in a drunken heap like that?!
AWAY FROM THE ENEMY!