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OK! So hows THIS for a page of RANDOMNESS! Its so random, random, random, random, random, random, random, random random, random, random, random!
 Thats enough of that. All this randomness has been inspired by dudes such as:
 My cousin Steven
 Rik Mayall
 Ade Edmondson
 Random Simpsons characters
 .... And many more (lol Ive always wanted to say that, thats sad)

Long, blue boomerang...

Imagine you are a nomad. Draw a picture of yourself and your friends migrating south and send to us. The best pictures will be the ones that are better than the others.

What's the difference? There'll be plenty of chicks for these tigers on the road to the promised land! Who cares about Thatcher and unemployment? We can do just exactly whatever we want to do! And do you know why? Because we're Young Ones! Bachelor Boys! Wild eyed big bottomed anarchists ! LOOK OUT!!! CLLLLLIIIIIFFFF!!!

Ruler of twelve kingdoms and an ant nest. I started off a young man in aboat yard, buying and selling cheese to make end meet. Then I was found wandering the streets and was adopted by a pair of shoes called herman and larry (a gay couple from southport)
I am Dragos Dragonin. I have been known by many other names: The Celestial Dragon, Keeper of The Nimbus Dracona, Master of Salfannen Manor, Dragonfriend, The Nightstalker, The Scaled Huntsman, and one time in a tavern in waterdeep, Susan.
And they trained me to fire peanuts out of my nose. Then I found
500000000 on the floor and I spent it an absenth to forget my past and I spent the rest on some new laces for larry(they got singed in the grate fire of 82) was in a storm grate.)
Yes, it's terribly simple. The good guys are always stalwart and true, the bad guys are
easily distinguished by their pointy horns or black hats, and, uh, we always defeat
them and save the day. No one ever dies, and everybody lives happily ever after

votre mére a mangé mes ânes - Your Mother ate my donkeys

Senile, eh? Buck-toothed, am I? Bony arms, are they? Liver spots, did I? Chinless, will you?!

Im going to put this phone down, and then I'll show them a world that you don't want them to see. A world without you. Without rules and controls. Without borders or boundries. What happens then is a choice I leave to you *Cue WAKE UP by RATM*

Fuck you I won't do what you tell me!

Johnny's beard is the tragic result of an attempt to lick out a particularly hairy jar of glue

Cats - They're a bit like exclamation marks. Have more than one and your a nutter

I know why you're here. I know what you've been doing... why you hardly sleep, why you live alone, and why night after night, you sit by your computer. You're looking for this. I know because I was once looking for the same thing. And when it found me, I realized I wasn't really looking for it. I was looking for an answer. It's the question. It's the question that drives us. It's the question that brought you here. You know the question, just as I did.

I only trust two people in this world... One is me and the other is not you

He who laughs last thinks slowest

Don't do this to me, Waylon...

Shut up! Fuck you, you fuckin' dick, always name-saying... Everything I create! You piece of shit, YOU create something, like Inward Singing! You fuckin shit, you fuckin sit in your tower, and fuckin' nap.... Whats so funny??? YOU FUCKIN' BITCH! FUCKIN FUCKER!!! FUCKIN... COCK-ASS!!!

Ade, I think I'm going to die...

He may be a real contender for this position should he abandon his supposed obediance to white liberal doctrine of non-violence...and embrace black nationalism! Through counter-intelligence it should be possible to pin-point potential trouble-makers... And neutralise them!

Max Power, he's the man who's name you'd love to touch! But you mustn't touch! His name sounds good in your ear, but when you say it, you mustn't fear! 'Cause his name can be said by anyone!

Drown the fishes, kill all the parrots!

If Polititians continue to pay doctors peanuts... will they literally turn into monkeys?!

How weird is THIS guy....
Weird Dude, I mean, Whats Going On HERE?!
... courtesy of Lauren