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MARK LAMARR

This is basically a tribute to my sister, Vic. It all began when we were younger, and we used to watch "Shooting Stars" ("Snootin Snars!")with Vic Reeves and Bob Mortimer. And it wasnt this crap new series with Will Self and Johnny Vagas. The original stars were Ulrik-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka (must admit shes kinda gay but shes an original!) and, the fabulous Mark Lamarr, who is now on "Never Mind The Buzzcocks".
 Ok, well, Vic and Bob always took the piss out of Mark because he had 50's style hair. And it was hilarious. Here are some of the best bits, in tribute!

Who is Mark Lamarr and What Does He Do?!?

*Upon finding his "diary"*
"Woke up, temperature
in the fifties HURRAH!!
Had weekly supply of Gee
delivered.... for your hair!"

"He's a 1950's ConMan!"

"Playin' his Love
Trombone!"

"He's a 1950's Mute.....!"

"Blowin' his Sexual Bugle up
and down the countryside!"

"He's a 1950's Binman"

"Do the War Museums hire you
out to represent "The Fifties"...
Well do they, ay, ay, ay!?"

"He's a Greeeasy Loveeeer!!"

*BEST BIT!*
"Ive been translating your
surname Mark from French
and "LE" is of course "THE"
and "MARR" equals "50's",
'THE FIFTIES!!' How very fitting!"

Hes a 1950's... mute!