Louise, also known as Squidderz, Spud, Lou.... and most
of all: SQUDDERZ MINE GOD! She is God of The South, and for that I love her. I also love her because shes my wife, and bloody
marvelous in bed, but other than that, shes GOD!
Reason For Being:
- For helping lauren make groovy dance moves in Corp
- Wearing cool shower curtains, and looking gorgeous
- Being gorgeous
- Wrote the Testicle Man Song.
- Owning a nipple hat
18 months old. Everytime she reaches 2 years old, she is plugged into a socket for 7 days and she is reborn, just as beautiful
and fun as before. Thats how she remains so youthful-looking!
- Cutting holes in her shower curtain, bit by bit, and sewing up the pieces to make dresses. She has to do it piece
by piece so that her mother doesnt notice a dress-shaped hole in the curtain one day.....
- babysitting for a small family
- Eating the nuts out of Snicker bars and selling them on as Mars Bars
- Pairing up odd socks for Lord Monty
- Keeping her eyes on the road!
- FLAPPING DOWN FARGATE!
- Muggers, tossers, diggers, jugglers, and other random things with "gg" in the middle of it!
She liiikes - Wonder Boy, Arthur, me, Lauren, Libby, other random mates, flapping and being fab
- *stirnly when Ive done something wrong/ have a guilty glint in my
- "Bugger me.... TM of Lib!"
- Hmmm, strokey-chin moment!