Ja Tom is a normal boy during the day, but superhero by night. Not
some of that "Underpants Over Trousers" and tight spandex for this dude though! Hes a REAL superhero! And he has a special
talent! NOB SNAPPING!
A story by Ja Tom. He was once doing his rounds when, oh no! Whats this! An evil man is loose....
there once was a man. A bad man. He has a bicycle. He was bad, because he kept snapping pencils and rulers. But one
day, he WENT TOO FAR! He snapped....
..... A RUBBER! Ja Tom was not standing for this, and set out to stop him! So he used
his Mighty Tool Belt, including his Nob Snapping Tool, and he gave the bad Man nob cancer. And he died.
girls, wanna know how you can get this guys number? Well tough, hes still greiving for his fiance, Miss Grass. She was tragically
murdered at the young age of 30 seconds old. It wasnt long enough to live, but it was long enough to be loved by Ja Tom. Yes,
Mr Lemmons ran over her with his lawnmower. Poor, poor Miss Grass. A tribute:
Miss Grass, you wasnt exactly
the longest living participant of this world, but Ja Tom loved you. And he always will. We'll always miss you. Amen.
The funeral of Miss Grass will be on the 1st of April, 2004 at 1:30pm,
on the school field. Please feel free to pay your last respects, but buying flowers may be seen as a bit insensative. Here
is a poem that Ja Tom wrote for his beloved.