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Peach Protests
 
Peach protest was first thought up by Dom - The Genius. Since then, she has been promoted, by jennerz Your God, to become THE President of The National Peach Protests (NPP). Here, we have an EXCLUSIVE interview, with pictures from the very first Peach Protest.

Q) Why did you start the union?
- because, like humans, peaches were created by (Jennerz Your) God, therefore have the same rights, one of which is the right to life.
 
Q) But why peaches? Why not, say, a fruit like aubergines?
- Well, I know that if you go to fruitrights.com you will know that fruits have got a lot of support, in fact aubergines have got the biggest percentage rating in support. You can place you support at the website.
 
Q) What about carrots?
- Well carrots aren't a fruit, ARE THEY! FOOL!
 
Q) ok, no need to get agressive. What have you got against vegetables?
- Sorry, but I don't believe that they need the support, like Peaches. Peaches are the most beautiful, smooth, furry fruits. They have got the most luxurious smell. You can even get smelly peach toilet roll! Betchya didn't know that.
 
Q) What effects has your protesting had?
- Well, the recent war on Iraq stemed from the fact that Bush simply refused to stop eating peaches during World Peace Meeting, and kept spitting the pips and stones at Saddam Hussein. Saddam launched an attack on Bush's peach tree, angering Peach Rights Protestors. Bush declared a war, and we had even more protests against the war of peaches.
 
Right, well, thanks for that interview, here are some EXCLUSIVE pictures and venues for the next protests!
 
VENUES FOR LATEST TOUR 2005:
 
Southampton - 6th of March 2005
Bristol - 12th of march 2005
London - 1st - 3rd of April 2005
Sheffield - 7th - 29th April 2005
Birmingham - 3rd of May 2005
Liverpool - 25th of May 2005
Newcastle - 31st of May 2005
Leeds - 7th of June 2005
Sheffield (2nd tour) - 12th of June 2005

SCOTLAND /IRELAND TOUR - Go to Fruitrights.com!
 
Send your views to:
Thegothicgoblin@hotmail.com - Jennerz
or
SOAD_SO_GOOD@Hotmail.com - Dom
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