Richie: Bloody hell Eddie, that was a bit of a lock-in, wasn't it?
Richie: Two bloody nights drinking! Bloody yeah! Wa-hey the lads!
Richie: I said wa-hey the lads!
Eddie: Yeah, I thought that's what you said. What the fuck does it mean?
Richie: Oh God Eddie, you're such a Southerner, aren't you. Us Geordies
all the time. Wa-hey the lads! Haddaway and d'shite!
Eddie: All right, I, I'll repeat it: what the fuck does it mean?
Richie: Wahey the lads!
Richie: Well, it means, er, it means ah, ahh, it means come on everyone,
weigh all the lads. "Hello, my name's Richard, I'm thirteen
and a half stone, and, ah, what about you, er, Spender?"
[The doorbell rings.]
Richie: Front door, Eddie. Hurry along.
Me and The Claudz, God(ess) of All Bottom, love Rik Mayall and Ade Edmondson. Here are some quotes from stuff theyve been
in. We loooove it!
"Dynomite down the pants... EXPLODO!" - Sir Adrian
"Unusually entertaining, I trust
you'll agree!" - Sir Richard
"Bloody yeah! We did, didn't we! We sure won that bet!" - Rich
"No we didnt. Thats
why we ate his dog!" - Eddie
'Well maybe we should eat our flakes.' - Eddie
'Can i drink your juice?" - Eddie
'You're just a door. I'm Rik fucking Mayall. Close!' - Richie (In Rik Mode)
'You'd better hurry up Rich because I'm becoming increasingly horny.' - Eddie
'Mr Big. It's a sort of modest name for him. He should be called Mr absolutely fucking enormous, and violent and ugly and
surrounded by the dead and dying.' - Eddie