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Quotes from Blackadder, The Simpsons, Dare To Believe and other such dudes!

"No. Now go away, we are racing for the title of Champion of the Universe" - Comic Book Guy, playing with race cars with Otto

"Better a lap-dog to a slip of a girl than a... git!" - Blackadder

"Unsettling thought of the week: Some of your CDs are in the wrong cases"

" 'Yes, it is', not 'That it be'. And you don't have to talk in that stupid voice to me, I'm not a tourist." - Blackadder

"How about I give you the finger, and you give me my phone call!" - Thomas A Anderson, AKA Neo

"Most of America's imports come from outside the USA" - George W Bush

"AHHH the men" - Mr Reid, some dudes' PE teacher

"For us, the Great War is finito, a war which would be a damn sight simpler if we just stayed in England and shot fifty thousand of our men a week!" - Blackadder, WW1

"Therapy! It Turns Wives Against Husbands! Children Against Fathers! People Against Me!" - Homer

"Who Is The Sexiest Man On TV...... Of Course!... Kilroy!" - Richie

"I havn't been in this much pain since when I joined The Silly Buggers Society and shoved a whole aubergine into my earhole!!" - A hung-over George

"Yes....... And no" - Blackadder (again!)

"Senile, eh? Buck-toothed, am I? Bony arms, are they? Liver spots, did I? Chinless, will you?!'' - Mr Burns

"Red alert? Are you sure sir? Its does mean changing the bulb." - Kryten

"For God's sake, let us sit upon the carpet and tell sad stories..." - Lord Percy

"Percy... It's green. The colour of gold, is gold... That's why it's called gold. What you have discovered, if it has a name, is some 'green'." - Blackadder

"Now let us party like 'twas 1799!"

"Not today Zurg!" - Buzz

"When I was 6, me and my father went on a picnic! We had a gay ol' time! I ate my fair share of weiners that day!" - Mr Burns

All quotes courtesy of dudes. My thanks to them all who make Jennerz Your God laugh herself mad.