"AHHH the men" - Mr Reid,
some dudes' PE teacher
"For us, the Great War is finito, a war which
would be a damn sight simpler if we just stayed in England and shot fifty thousand of our men a week!" - Blackadder,
"Therapy! It Turns Wives Against Husbands! Children Against Fathers! People Against Me!" - Homer
"Who Is The Sexiest Man On TV......
Of Course!... Kilroy!" - Richie
"I havn't been in this much pain
since when I joined The Silly Buggers Society and shoved a whole aubergine into my earhole!!" - A hung-over George
"Yes....... And no" - Blackadder
"Senile, eh? Buck-toothed, am I?
Bony arms, are they? Liver spots, did I? Chinless, will you?!'' - Mr Burns
"Red alert? Are you sure sir? Its
does mean changing the bulb." - Kryten
"For God's sake, let us sit upon
the carpet and tell sad stories..." - Lord Percy
"Percy... It's green. The colour
of gold, is gold... That's why it's called gold. What you have discovered, if it has a name, is some 'green'." -
"Now let us party like 'twas 1799!"
"Not today Zurg!" - Buzz
"When I was 6, me and my father
went on a picnic! We had a gay ol' time! I ate my fair share of weiners that day!" - Mr Burns