Hello, You're live on Quizmania, who dat dere?.........
asked a question, Greggles replies! Hillariously, I must add!
a collection of questions asked to Greggles by Big D (I'd be lying if I said we were good mates.... or indeed ot strangers!)
on his website. i hope I don't get sued.....
1 If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhoea...Does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?
YES - MAKES YOU WONDER WHICH OF THE NOLAN
SISTERS IT IS...
2 Who or what makes you laugh? THE DEATH
OF A WEASEL; RICHARD MADELEY WHEN HE TRIES TO BE COOL WHEN INTERVIEWING POP STARS; AND MARMALADE.
3 Do people who buy bottles of Evian water know that
spelling it backwards is Naive? YES - AND DID YOU KNOW THAT VOLVIC IS AN ANAGRAM OF LIVCOV?
4 Who was the last famous person you shook hands with?
THE BBC NEWSREADER, HUW EDWARDS. WAS REALLY WEIRD ACTUALLY - WE DIDN'T SHAKE HANDS IN THE TRADITIONAL WAY - WE STOOD ABOUT
6 FEET APART, AND JUST SHOOK OUR HANDS. IN THE AIR. BIZARRE.
5 If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people
from Holland called Holes? THAT'S ONE FOR JACK STRAW TO ANSWER. I ACTUALLY CALL THEM CHROMOSOME-LACKING CLOG-STOMPING
6 If you had to change you name for fame reasons.......what
would you change it to? BIDDLESTON CACKLEBOROUGH.
7 When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it
say? IT SAYS "GET THAT CAMERA OUT OF MY FACE BEFORE I RAM IT UP YOUR JACKSY". CHEESE CAN BE SO GRUMPY, SOMETIMES.
AT LEAST THE CHEESE I TALK TO IS.
8 What do you take from 6 to leave 9? A ONE
HUNDRED AND EIGHTY DEGREE ROTATION.
9 When was the last time you really cried?
AT THE RESULTS OF MY CHILDRENS' PATERNITY TESTS.