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YAKKA BAKKAS
Interview with the Greggles

In his own words
- Quotes from the master!
 
 Taken from Quizmania:
 
"YAKKA BAKKAS" - meaning: unknown
 
"WADGE" - Funky sound effect, later turned into a number 1 hit single for Flash with "Come On And Wadge Me", which stayed at the top spot for 6 years, beaten only by King Lizard! (lol sadly not true)
 
"Oh, hi.... You just caught me pretending to laugh at something...."
 
"I don't think they'll notice...." - After coming back onscreen with tissue up his nose
 
"I'm sorry to say we live in a society of plebs"
 
"You go mocking a deformed rodent, and look at YOUR thumbs!"
 
 Taken from www.Gregscott.tv:
 
THERE IS NO WORD IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE FOR "PANTHER".
 
ROLF HARRIS' BEARD IS MADE ENTIRELY OF LEATHER.
 
ONLY 33 MEN HAVE EVER BEEN TO JUPITER. THEY INCLUDE EX "BLUE PETER" PRESENTER, TIM VINCENT, AND "BUBBLE" FROM "BIG BROTHER 4".
 
BANK MANAGERS ARE BASTARDS.
 
MEERKATS ORIGINALLY HAD 12 LEGS, BUT WERE REDESIGNED TO MAKE THEM CUTER FOR NATURE PROGRAMMES ON TELLY.
 
THE WORD "BLOOD" COMES FROM THE LATVIAN WORD "BLOODAAGODAY", MEANING
BLOOD.
 
CONTRARY TO POPULAR BELIEF, MILK DOES NOT COME FROM A COW.
IT COMES FROM A MILKMAN.
 
ALL EPISODES OF "BULLSEYE" FROM SERIES 1-7 INCLUSIVE WERE DESTROYED ON THE ORDERS OF JIM BOWEN'S AGENT.
 
SNOT WAS INVENTED TO KEEP HANDKERCHIEF AND TISSUE MANUFACTURERS IN JOBS.
 
THE GRAND OLD DUKE OF YORK DID NOT HAVE 10,000 MEN. HE DID, HOWEVER, HAVE 13 CARS INCLUDING AN ASTON MARTIN AND A JAGUAR GT40.
 
SIMON COWELL HAS A CENTRE PARTING, BECAUSE HE HAS CRAP HAIR.
 
AN ELEPHANT HAS 5 KNEES.
 
"ASTHMA" IS DEAD DIFFICULT TO SPELL WHEN YOU'RE FIVE.
 
"COCA COLA" IS NOT "THE REAL THING".
"THE REAL THING" IS A SOUL/FUNK OUTFIT OF THE 1970S/80S.
 
THE M25 IS CRAP.
 
20 NATIONAL LOTTERY DRAWS ON THE BBC ARE RECORDED IN ONE DAY.
 
DALE WINTON AND EAMONN HOLMES HAVE LOTS OF MONEY.
 
GIRAFFES HAVE LONG NECKS SO THEY CAN BE THE TALLEST ANIMAL.
 
IF THE ACTOR "SID OWEN" HAD ANOTHER "W" IN HIS NAME INSTEAD OF AN "E", HIS NAME WOULD BE AN ANAGRAM OF "WINDOWS".
 
AGAINST POPULAR BELIEF, TOENAILS ARE MADE FROM PERSPEX, BUT FINGERNAILS ARE MADE FROM POLYURETHANE.
 
WHATEVER HAPPENED TO TONY SLATTERY?
 
CHOPSTICKS - WHY?
 
WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?
 
WHAT'S SO SPECIAL ABOUT SPECIAL K - AND WHAT DOES THE "K" STAND FOR?!?!?
 
JENNIFER ELLISON - WHAT'S ALL THAT ABOUT?
 
WHEN IS ALAN TITCHMARSH'S VOICE GOING TO BREAK?
 
IS BILL GATES CAPABLE OF WRITING A CHEQUE SO LARGE THAT THE BANK MIGHT BOUNCE?
 
CAN YOU REALLY NOT GET QUICKER THAN A KWIK-FIT FITTER? IF NOT, HOW MANY OF THEIR MARRIAGES LAST MORE THAN 12 MONTHS?
 
WILL WE EVER SEE JORDAN PLAY THE ACCORDIAN?
 
WHAT WOULD YOU THINK IF I SANG OUT OF TUNE? WOULD YOU STAND UP AND WALK OUT ON ME?
 
PATRICK KIELTY - HOW DOES THAT WORK?
 
ISN'T IT ABOUT TIME A NEW SWEAR WORD WAS INVENTED? I'VE COME UP WITH "SPADGE". 
(FEEL FREE TO MAIL YOUR SUGGESTIONS).
 
COULD JANET STREET PORTER EAT AN APPLE THROUGH A TENNIS RACQUET?
 
IF JOE PASQUALE GOT A BOOT IN THE BALLS, WOULD ONLY DOGS BE ABLE TO HEAR HIM AFTERWARDS?
 
ACCORDING TO "ELTON JOHN", "SORRY" SEEMS TO BE THE HARDEST WORD. UNLESS YOU'RE JIMMY CARR, THEN WHEN ASKED BY CHANNEL FOUR IF YOU WANT YET ANOTHER SHOW - THEN THE HARDEST WORD IS "NO".

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