famous fruit fans...or famous fruity quotes
Eddie Izzard - "So oranges can fuck off!"
Harry Hill - "Its usually vegetarians that go
on about saving the enrivonment, but they'd be more of it about if they stopped eating all the plants!"
Eddie Izzard - "Pears are gorgeous little beasts,
but they're ripe for half an hour.... And your never there! Theyr're rock hard or they're mush!"
Dave Spikey - "whats worse than finding a worm in an apple?
Half of one? No, trapping your dick in your flies!"
Eddie Izzard - "Do not let them get into zee orange"
Groucho Marx - "Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like
Eddie Izzard - "Satsuma, its like a cheap round!"
- "We're here, we eat pears, get used to it!"
Eddie Izzard: So yeah, fuck pears!
Dimetri Martin - "A fruit basket is the only way of
sending someone fruit without seeming insane."
Rob O'Reilly - "In the United States, apples
outnumber pears nine to one, but that doesn't mean that apples are any better. Sure, pears are the minority, but they're still
good fruit nonetheless."