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DANGEROUS BROTHERS

PRESENT WORLD OF DANGER

 

STARRING:

Rik Mayall as Sir Richard Dangerous

Adrian Edmonson as Sir Adrian Dangerous

 

Welcome to Dangerland! Nobody messes with the Dangerous Brothers, except maybe each other. Watch as Sir Adrian is tortured, set alight, blown from huge cannons and even shot, and alot of people scrunch him in the goolies! Watch him and Sir Richard wreak havoc on Saturday Night Live!

 

TOWERING INFERNO In a bid to recreate Dantes famous film, The Towering Inferno, Sir Adrian is covered in petrol and set alight. Also, he jumps off the top of a strange and interesting office building.

 

BIG STUNT Sir Adrian, the human cannonball, goes through the windows, through the hoop of fire, through the brick wall and into a bucket of petrol. Also, fun with electricity.

 

TORTURE Sir Richard demonstrates all known forms of torture on Sir Adrian, including the oriental feel of Chinese Water Torture.

 

CROCIDILE SNOGGING Its difficult to find a crocidile willing to snog with Sir Adrian, i mean, have you ever seen a gay crocidile? Well, its ok, because Sir Richard has an idea to improvise, and make it snappy!

 

FLYING ZEBRAS When Sir Richards trousers blow up the zebra, Sir Adrian has to be disguised to help with the stunt.

 

EXPLODING POLICTITIONS With the help of a televised vote, can Sir Richard become the 41st President of America and Sir Adrian become the 1st Lady? Also, Sir Adrian has an explosive suit, literally!

 

HOW TO GET OFF WITH A LADY Sir Adrian demonstrates how to get off with a lady, as we all have something in common... Its saturday night!

 

BABYSITTING Sir Richard Babysitter and Sir Adrian Babysitter have to babysit, but not make a mess. But repairing the coffee table seems to cause trouble.

 

DANGERVISION The Dangerous Brothers have been banned for being too sexy and too violent. Sir Richard and Sir Adrian become the Ben Elton Brothers, and wreak havok on Saturday Live! Up yours channel 4!

 

KINKY SEX The banned episode, in which Sir Richard and Sir Adrian are caught in a sexual undercurrent. Its all a play, and its compertition time...

 

QUOTES:

 

R) FLYING! ZEBRAS! There they go....

 

Both) blah-de-blah-de-blah! thatcher Britain! Oops bit of politics there! My names Ben Elton, good night!

 

R) The house, it just tipped up!

 

A) Get this, bum face!

*Hits Hugh laurie with a chair*

A) I wonder if the liberals in the audience got that one!

R) Typically Ben Elton, I trust you'll agree!

 

R) Torture...

A) *Whispers* Torture!

*Richard punches him*

R) Does it really hurt?

A) *from floor* Yes it bloody does!

 

R) try and look like a hotel for Gods sake!

A) Going up!

 

R) Careful!

A) CAREFUL!

R) In the cannon!

A) IN THE CANNON!

R) hes off his rocker you know.

A) I AM COMPLETELY OFF MY ROCKER!

 

A) Hey Richard. You don't wanna walk around with your flies undone, your chicken might fall out!

R) But Sir Adrian, it already has! You're supposed to say COCK!

A) Right. Hey! Cock! You don't wanna walk around with your chicken undone, your flies might fall out for everyone to see!

 

R) CROCADILE SNOG-ING!

 

R) Its competition time!

A) A sweaty nurse!

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