PRESENT WORLD OF DANGER
Rik Mayall as Sir Richard Dangerous
as Sir Adrian Dangerous
Welcome to Dangerland!
Nobody messes with the Dangerous Brothers, except maybe each other. Watch as Sir Adrian is tortured, set alight, blown from
huge cannons and even shot, and alot of people scrunch him in the goolies! Watch him and Sir Richard wreak havoc on Saturday
TOWERING INFERNO In a bid to
recreate Dantes famous film, The Towering Inferno, Sir Adrian is covered in petrol and set alight. Also, he jumps off the
top of a strange and interesting office building.
BIG STUNT Sir Adrian, the human
cannonball, goes through the windows, through the hoop of fire, through the brick wall and into a bucket of petrol. Also,
fun with electricity.
TORTURE Sir Richard demonstrates
all known forms of torture on Sir Adrian, including the oriental feel of Chinese Water Torture.
CROCIDILE SNOGGING Its difficult
to find a crocidile willing to snog with Sir Adrian, i mean, have you ever seen a gay crocidile? Well, its ok, because Sir
Richard has an idea to improvise, and make it snappy!
FLYING ZEBRAS When Sir Richards
trousers blow up the zebra, Sir Adrian has to be disguised to help with the stunt.
EXPLODING POLICTITIONS With
the help of a televised vote, can Sir Richard become the 41st President of America and Sir Adrian become the 1st Lady? Also,
Sir Adrian has an explosive suit, literally!
HOW TO GET OFF WITH A LADY
Sir Adrian demonstrates how to get off with a lady, as we all have something in common... Its saturday night!
BABYSITTING Sir Richard Babysitter
and Sir Adrian Babysitter have to babysit, but not make a mess. But repairing the coffee table seems to cause trouble.
DANGERVISION The Dangerous
Brothers have been banned for being too sexy and too violent. Sir Richard and Sir Adrian become the Ben Elton Brothers, and
wreak havok on Saturday Live! Up yours channel 4!
KINKY SEX The banned episode,
in which Sir Richard and Sir Adrian are caught in a sexual undercurrent. Its all a play, and its compertition time...
R) FLYING! ZEBRAS!
There they go....
thatcher Britain! Oops bit of politics there! My names Ben Elton, good night!
R) The house,
it just tipped up!
A) Get this,
*Hits Hugh laurie
with a chair*
A) I wonder if
the liberals in the audience got that one!
Ben Elton, I trust you'll agree!
R) Does it really
A) *from floor*
Yes it bloody does!
R) try and look
like a hotel for Gods sake!
A) Going up!
R) In the cannon!
A) IN THE CANNON!
R) hes off his
rocker you know.
A) I AM COMPLETELY
OFF MY ROCKER!
A) Hey Richard.
You don't wanna walk around with your flies undone, your chicken might fall out!
R) But Sir Adrian,
it already has! You're supposed to say COCK!
A) Right. Hey!
Cock! You don't wanna walk around with your chicken undone, your flies might fall out for everyone to see!
R) Its competition
A) A sweaty nurse!