NAME Edward Elizabeth
NICKNAME Eddie, Chopper
Hitler, Dirty Eddie, Deirdre Barlow
AGE I don't know.
My last birthday got ruined by Richie.
WEIGHT Wait where?
LOCATION In the pub.
Oh I see what you mean. Well I live in a flat in Hammersmith.
BEST FRIEND Spudgun
and Dave Hedgehog
FLATMATE Richie, the
sad virgin. I told him I'd pay the rent but he didnt want to hear anymore about it once i mentioned the gold teeth...
OTHER HALF Oh I'll
have a half of mild, in a pint glass.
FAMILY Well Ive got
a mother. Theres Great uncle Susan, other uncles who worked in wars and prisons, and then theres that orangutang thats great
at climbing through court room windows.
FAVOURITE DRINK Now
this is my kinda question! I'll drink absolutly ANYTHING! Mild, bitter, lager, sarki, sherry, brandy, bleach, pernod, Mr Sheen,
brake fluid, drambui (thats mainly for the birds though) and scotch! Im not too fond of Guiness though.
FAVOURITE FOOD Pickled
FAVOURITE TV PROGRAMME
Emmerdale farm. Actually, theyve changed the name of it now havnt they? Its just called Emmerdale now.
LIKES Drink, booze
and lager. Oh, and Birds!
HATES That extra in
Emmerdale! LUCKY BASTARD! And Richie.
OTHER INTERESTING INFORMATION Did you know that the common nat only lives for 2 hours but in its short life it makes love over 250 times! Mirror
opersite of Richies life...
MESSAGE TO THE BIRDS Hello
birds! Come and get it! Have me, Im a love albatross! Yuup, that aughta do it!