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Heavy Metal Farmer

 

By Bad News Vocals, Colin Grigson (RIK MAYALL), Bad News are Vim Fueago (ADE EDMONDSON), Colin Grigson (RIK MAYALL) , Den Dennis (NIGEL PLANER) and Spider Webb (PETER RICHARDSON)

 

 

Ooooh, Im a Heavy Metal Farmer

Ive got lots of Heavy Metal animals

When I go down to the farmyard

What do I see first?

Heavy Metal pig goes 'oink oink'.
Heavy Metal horse goes 'neigh'.

Heavy Metal cow gives me Heavy Metal milk,

I see Heavy Metal animals, all the day!

Heavy Heavy oink, Heavy Heavy moo,

Heavy Heavy cluck and quack!
Heavy Heavy miaow, Heavy Metal woof
But most of all Heavy...OOOOOWW!