The Young Ones - QUOTES
Rik: Vyvyan? Ah, there you are Vyvyan. D'you
think I could have a word with you?
Rik: It's just a ... just a little
piece of information really. Er, why did you throw the toilet out of the window?
Vyvyan: To lower the
Rik: Oh yes, of course, of course. Stupid of me. Er, just one other thing ... what are you talking
Vyvyan: Well now we can go to the rent tribunal. You don't have to pay as much for a house with
an outside lavvy.
Rick: Really. Really. Well I don't believe you. I think you did it on purpose because
you know I've got a runny bottom.
Rick: Gotcha Vyvyan! Using my ketchup
on your cornflakes.
Vyvyan: I couldn't get any milk out of the fridge.
what are you, a spazzy?
Vyvyan: No, there just happens to be an atom bomb in front of the door.
That's the most pathetic excuse I've ever (*Sees bomb*)... Wood and Walters!
Mike: That's an atom
Neil (resignedly): Oh no, it's the holocaust.
Rick: World war three!
Heavy! What are we gonna do? Mike!
Vyvyan (looking at watch): Hey, hey! Turn on the telly.
Good thinking, Vyv. We need information.
Vyvyan: No, I wanted to watch Afternoon Plus
Rick: "Neil, is it really necessary to
have the light on when you're in the bath?"
Neil: "Well, yeah."
Rick: "Why, what are
you planning to do... photosynthesise?"
Rick: "We never clean the toilet, Neil! That's
what being a student is all about!"
Neil: "It's like the kettle killed itself
rather than be used by me..."
Vyv: "You haven't got a sister, Rick! You're
the classic example of an only child."
Rick: "Oh, that's right, Vyvyan. If the mountain
won't come to Muhammad, smash the drawing room to pieces. That's very Buddhist, isn't it!"
Mike: "What's that thumping?"
"Oh, it's probably Rick doing a bit of reading."
Vyv: IM COMPLETLY BLOODY SICK OF THIS!
Vyv: "Vyvyan, Vyvyan, Vyvyan! Honestly, everytime
someything explodes in this house its always "Blame Vyvyan!"!"
Mike: Well who do you suggest we blame?!
Vyv: No, blame whoever rang the front door bell! They obviously triggered the bomb I set
Vyv: We had a front door in the last house!
Yes but it was nailed to the celing in the living room!
Mike: Rick, it had to be done!
Yeah, I had to! I was drunk!
Rick: Oh cock-a-doodle-doo neil, what ARE
you talking about!
Rick: Well I think its totally irresponsable! Fancy ringing the doorbell
at this time!
Neil: Oh no, I forgot to put out the burning
philosophy file on Ricks bed!
Vyv: YES! WE'VE GOT A VIDEO!
Neil: I'll just die if I miss Scooby Doo!
Mike: have you been angering the neighbours?
No, Ive blown them up!
Rick: I AM NOT A VIRGIN!