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Rik: Vyvyan? Ah, there you are Vyvyan. D'you think I could have a word with you?
Vyvyan: No.
Rik: It's just a ... just a little piece of information really. Er, why did you throw the toilet out of the window?
Vyvyan: To lower the rent.
Rik: Oh yes, of course, of course. Stupid of me. Er, just one other thing ... what are you talking about?
Vyvyan: Well now we can go to the rent tribunal. You don't have to pay as much for a house with an outside lavvy.
Rick: Really. Really. Well I don't believe you. I think you did it on purpose because you know I've got a runny bottom.


Rick: Gotcha Vyvyan! Using my ketchup on your cornflakes.
Vyvyan: I couldn't get any milk out of the fridge.
Rick: Why, what are you, a spazzy?
Vyvyan: No, there just happens to be an atom bomb in front of the door.
Rick: That's the most pathetic excuse I've ever (*Sees bomb*)... Wood and Walters!
Mike: That's an atom bomb!
Neil (resignedly): Oh no, it's the holocaust.
Rick: World war three! Heavy! What are we gonna do? Mike!
Vyvyan (looking at watch): Hey, hey! Turn on the telly.
Mike: Good thinking, Vyv. We need information.
Vyvyan: No, I wanted to watch Afternoon Plus


Rick: "Neil, is it really necessary to have the light on when you're in the bath?"
Neil: "Well, yeah."
Rick: "Why, what are you planning to do... photosynthesise?"

Rick: "We never clean the toilet, Neil! That's what being a student is all about!"

Neil: "It's like the kettle killed itself rather than be used by me..."

Vyv: "You haven't got a sister, Rick! You're the classic example of an only child."

Rick: "Oh, that's right, Vyvyan. If the mountain won't come to Muhammad, smash the drawing room to pieces. That's very Buddhist, isn't it!"

Mike: "What's that thumping?"
Vyv: "Oh, it's probably Rick doing a bit of reading."

Vyv: IM COMPLETLY BLOODY SICK OF THIS!

Vyv: "Vyvyan, Vyvyan, Vyvyan! Honestly, everytime someything explodes in this house its always "Blame Vyvyan!"!"
Mike: Well who do you suggest we blame?!
Rick: THATCHER!
Vyv: No, blame whoever rang the front door bell! They obviously triggered the bomb I set up.

Vyv: We had a front door in the last house!
Rick: Yes but it was nailed to the celing in the living room!
Mike: Rick, it had to be done!
Vyv: Yeah, I had to! I was drunk!

Rick: Oh cock-a-doodle-doo neil, what ARE you talking about!

Rick: Well I think its totally irresponsable! Fancy ringing the doorbell at this time!

Neil: Oh no, I forgot to put out the burning philosophy file on Ricks bed!

Vyv: YES! WE'VE GOT A VIDEO!

Neil: I'll just die if I miss Scooby Doo!

Mike: have you been angering the neighbours?
Neil: No, Ive blown them up!

Rick: I AM NOT A VIRGIN!

The Young Ones